Weird: “Sweet Ass” Chocolates, Literally

Anyone still looking for a gift to give this Valentine’s Day is rapidly running out of time, and unless you feel like risking your prospects of getting laid on overnight shipping, you’ll probably want to get it out of the way.

Chocolate and sex are both Valentine’s Day staples, but if you really want to think outside of the heart-shaped box on Saturday, there’s really only one option: an Edible Anus.

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